out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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