Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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