It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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