Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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