So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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