Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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