Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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