I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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