so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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