I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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