I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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