Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
