me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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