Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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