No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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