one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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