Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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