Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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