People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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