This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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