i just wanna soil my oats bro
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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