that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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