If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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