Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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