Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
handjob tips. give me some.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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