Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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