I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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