Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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