i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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