help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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