i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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