oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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