if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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