My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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