So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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