porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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