yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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