dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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