That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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