Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
its liver damage thursday
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