i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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