I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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