about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I had to cum in my sink.
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