it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You are a genius and a whore.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You don't make any sense
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