Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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