no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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