it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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