do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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