I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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