This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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